| Caption Contest - Contest 29 |
This is how Billy gets ideas for his music. If you look closely, you can just catch the flash of insight (along with the new song title!) entering his head :o |
| Caption Contest - Contest 29 |
Aww, Little Ducky laid an egg! Let's paint it like our favorite rock star! |
| Caption Contest - Contest 28 |
James Iha may be gone, but we'll just put a cowboy hat on Marilyn Manson and no one will know the difference...Hit it James!
"Take me DOWWWWNNN, to the underground of your SOUL-SODOMY BLOOD HOLE GOD IS DEAD FUCKERS!!" |
| Caption Contest - Contest 28 |
Alright Marilyn, you've got the moody teen goth minions covered, and I've got the angsty grunge kids...
Put on this cowboy hat, and we'll reach a whole new fan base with our country love blues! We can finally afford those fur coats!...oh, I see. |
| Music - Perfect Tears |
I am dumbfounded...
This version of "Bullet With Butterfly Wings" is THE most ROCKING song I've heard in years! My neck and fists hurt so much from all the head-banging and random punching I did to this song. Download it! Dammit! |
| News - Love Letters |
Breaking Benjamins, Jesus Christ as joined the Smashing Pumpkins and blessed it with all his goodness! |
| Caption Contest - Contest 27 |
YEEEEHAAAAAHH! A'hm a rootin' tootin' cowboy!!!
...Wait, how do you get to this feeling when you're sitting next to an obese tourist and being monitered by the Gestapo in Italy? |
| Caption Contest - Contest 26 |
Corgan also decided to change the band's new direction by altering the title of the song "Glass and the Japanese Children" |
| Caption Contest - Contest 26 |
After bad reactions from the fans, Billy Corgan decided to tweak the storyline of his upcoming album--"Pikachu and the Machines of God" just did not have that nice ring to it. |
| Caption Contest - Contest 13 |
Following in the trend of Tiny Toons, Muppet Babies, A Pup Named Scooby Doo, etc., Virgin Records unveils its latest rock band spin-off: The Smashing Pump-kids! |
| Caption Contest - Contest 12 |
Billy\'s attempts to express himself through interpretive dance were, alas, not well-received. |
| Fan Art - El Calvo |
Now I know who the character from MTV\'s \"The Head\" was based on! |
| Caption Contest - Contest 11 |
The MTV Video Music Awards are stupid. You\'ll never see me accepting awards for this crap... |
| Caption Contest - Contest 10 |
\"Dude, he like totally digs the BOSS poetry I wrote for him! He\'s gonna like, turn it into a song, and I might even be joining the band! I\'m gonna be the next member of the Smashing Pumpkins, dude! Ain\'t that right, BC my man, show \'em some skin!\"
:down : \"Excuse me while I vomit into my lap here...\" |
| Caption Contest - Contest 8 |
Zwan found more success in the butt-sticker business than they ever did in the music world. |
| Caption Contest - Contest 8 |
This woman is suggesting that Zwan was fucked in more ways than one. |
| Caption Contest - Contest 7 |
So wait.javascript: x()..you\'re saying that to pull off a Dennis Rodman stunt [I]I\'m[/I] the one that would have to wear the dress? Yeah right, like hell you\'ll ever see me wearing a dress in public! :monocle |
| Caption Contest - Contest 6 |
Those creepy eyeballs on my guitar keep looking at me... :eek |