If you wish to become a member you may come here to be tested, processed, and possibly accepted through the greatness of king bud, general Believe, and third in command yourstruely

All those seeking membership must post your request in this thread along with a brief summary stating why you think you would make a good Panda.

I should be a panda

because my elementary school mascot was the panda

same with alienbob

and we never let anyone forget it


PANDUZ 4 LYFE

General Believe i think we must make a new thread containing everything about Mad Panda Militia so people can truely know if they want to join or not

i have a life size stuffed animal panda in my room

its like 6 feet tall

I would make a good panda because panda bears are my life. I devote all of my free time drawing pandas, writing poetry about pandas and even fantisizing about them. If I could be a panda I would.

here is one of my poems

what can I say about pandas
they make my life complete
they look nothing like santas
and that is why I love them.


thankyou for you consideration
I look forward to hearing back from you soon.


sincerely,

Starla Bing
panda enthusiast

I would like to join this Panda Militia, because everytime I hear the word panda I think about that episode of South Park where they have the Sexual Harassment Panda on it. And it makes me laugh!
Also panda's are so adorably cute! When I get rich, I'm gonna have my own zoo, and have panda bears in it. And I will breed them and make lots of little pandas.
And maybe if I become a member I can figure out exactly what this all means.....(because to be quite honest, I'm not really sure).

i think id be a very good panda! mainly because, i like pandas. And um yes. What is all this about? besides obviously pandas? Also id be a good Madd Panda because i have lots o weapons.

dougydarkangel link=topic=897.msg13882#msg13882 date=1165889223]
General Believe i think we must make a new thread containing everything about Mad Panda Militia so people can truely know if they want to join or not

http://www.thepumpkins.net/component/option,com_smf/Itemid,106/topic,900.0/

I should be a Panda because I think that maybe if not the world will explode?

Rivers Cuomo link=topic=897.msg13843#msg13843 date=1165864535]
I should be a panda

because my elementary school mascot was the panda

same with alienbob

and we never let anyone forget it


PANDUZ 4 LYFE


Excellent - U already know our battlecry!

MAD PANDUZ 4 LYFE!!!

Teej212 link=topic=897.msg13884#msg13884 date=1165891100]
i have a life size stuffed animal panda in my room

its like 6 feet tall


Nice! Can we use it to smuggle weapons across the border?

Starla Bing link=topic=897.msg13888#msg13888 date=1165896783]
I would make a good panda because panda bears are my life. I devote all of my free time drawing pandas, writing poetry about pandas and even fantisizing about them. If I could be a panda I would.



U can and U will! Great Avatar!!!

I suppose we could use a poet in this unit, can u write a poem that explodes?

PopTart link=topic=897.msg13890#msg13890 date=1165901897]
I would like to join this Panda Militia, because everytime I hear the word panda I think about that episode of South Park where they have the Sexual Harassment Panda on it. And it makes me laugh!
Also panda's are so adorably cute! When I get rich, I'm gonna have my own zoo, and have panda bears in it.


The Sexual Harassment Panda is a good friend of mine! This idea for a Panda Prison will have to go though.

bwak link=topic=897.msg13895#msg13895 date=1165905175]
id be a good Madd Panda because i have lots o weapons.


Superb, a complete list of the weapons needed can be found in the MPM Mission Statement thread.

disarm link=topic=897.msg13939#msg13939 date=1165958421]
I should be a Panda because I think that maybe if not the world will explode?


Thats the mission son - thats the mission.

ATTENTION: ALL POTENTIAL PANDA MEMBERS!!!

Once You have read the Mission Statement I will need you to post in that thread a copy of the oathe including your new Panda name.
http://www.thepumpkins.net/forum/topic,900.0/

U will also need a panda avatar. If you have trouble finding one contact First Lt. DCS (Dougy Dark Angel) for assistance.

Once you have completed these steps U will be an official mamber of the MPM and will be issued a title according to the order in which you post a response.
(The first to post will recieve a higher rank)

For any questions contact me directly.

General Boobie Dippin Doodle of the Panda Armed Forces Unit

do i still post in here to tell you why i should be a panda?
first of all, i have memorised the proposed anthem :
"O Mad Panda!
Our home and native land!
True panda love in all thy sons command.

With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True Force strong and free!

From far and wide,
O Mad Panda, we stand on guard for thee.

Bud keep our land glorious and free!
O Mad Panda, we stand on guard for thee.

O Mad Panda, we stand on guard for thee."

secondly, i have made a rockin avatar of billy and james pandas.
lastly, i dont like the way the world is at the moment- i agree that people like us (absolute legends) are dying out just like the pandas are, so i think we should join together as a stronger force!! yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaahhhhhhh!

stumbleine link=topic=897.msg14009#msg14009 date=1166047383]
do i still post in here to tell you why i should be a panda?
first of all, i have memorised the proposed anthem :
"O Mad Panda!
Our home and native land!
True panda love in all thy sons command.

With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True Force strong and free!

From far and wide,
O Mad Panda, we stand on guard for thee.

Bud keep our land glorious and free!
O Mad Panda, we stand on guard for thee.

O Mad Panda, we stand on guard for thee."

secondly, i have made a rockin avatar of billy and james pandas.
lastly, i dont like the way the world is at the moment- i agree that people like us (absolute legends) are dying out just like the pandas are, so i think we should join together as a stronger force!! yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaahhhhhhh!


U have made the Pandas proud. I Love the Avatar!!! U Are definite Panda Material!!!

I think Pandas are special because they stylishly embrace both black and white, light and dark, and they're adept at fooling the world into thinking they're bears.

And bamboo is awesome!

By the way, Stumbleine, your new avatar makes me smile.