oh, its gonna get rough......haha. maybe, we'll see, or she'll see. im okay with anything! lol

dougydarkangel wrote:
Haha, once i was sleeping in the back of a car with my ex and my best freind (nothing sus, just sleep!) and she started reaching down for my phalice (i love that word!) and i pulled her hand away, it was so wierd, because my freind was lying there with us! awkward!


OOOO, we should hijack this thread and turn it into "the awkward sexual experience thread" haha

or you can make a different thread.

i once made out with my friends cousin, he called me the next day after she told him and he couldnt stop laughing, she was just a girl who had a crush on me, and my drunk ass went for it while my bro went to the store, even i laughed.

Have you ever gone so long without kissing someone, that when you finally do, you think "Ohhhh that's right..."

i havent kissed anyone in such a long time

maybe this weekend, i mean, its sad, i even have a girlfriend, but things just started so its still a bit awkward

Just work you're way up. I'm sure she's eager to hook up with you too.

Geek N.Z. wrote:
Have you ever gone so long without kissing someone, that when you finally do, you think "Ohhhh that's right..."

Yeah, its been a while for me, i do miss it, but not enough to have another meaningless relationship

the same with me the last time i kissed someone it was so awkward that i wanted to stop. but i think the only reason i wanted to stop was that i had no feeling for them. i do really enjoy kissing.

Relationships are never good, just varying levels of awefullness

lol, poor dougy!

some of them are good, if your the asshole in it, lol

Geek N.Z. wrote:
Just work you're way up. I'm sure she's eager to hook up with you too.

im not too worried, we've only been going out for a little m ore than a week, haha

maybe today

yteah wrote:
lol, poor dougy!

some of them are good, if your the asshole in it, lol

I LOL'D

lol, since my friend i was kinda liking took back her bf like an idiot, i took this new girl im seeing to her house, this new chick looks weird as hell (one of those monthly hair color type chicks.) it was so funny, my friend sarah gave me quite a few eye to eye looks and shook her head, i just raised my eye brows and smiled, cause i didnt even know why i took her over.

i really dislike my friend now that whole episode has happened, its not a good thing to try out lol

ughhh

things between my girlfriend and me are so awkward.

the gifting wrote:
You don't need to go anywhere to get shit, chief. I don't aim to offend any lady folk that may read this, but you don't 'need' one for a damn thing, and you certainly shouldn't just 'want one'. When you run down the tally list, all the marks are on the negative side- they cost money, time, require physical and mental and emotional care, distract you from priorities, so forth and so on. Unless you have a sane, rational, in all ways mature broad that's also sexy on your hands, they can only offer you orgasms and breaks in silence (yes, those two things are kickass, but they're also you selling yourself short).

If you just go about your shit, focusing on #1, women will take note. Otherwise what you're doing is going out to wherever it is prowl for vagoo, looking like a dumbass puppy dog, then get baited by some broad into you giving a shit while she doesn't have to do anything, and I don't care if her is name is Abagail or Zumeeka, she recognizes it and will never respect you. I'm going to say that again- if you want a female they will pick up on it and get you invested while not getting invested themselves. You buy them a drink, dress up extra nice every day hoping she'll 'finally notice', whatever- you're hooked and she's not, she sold and you fucking bought. She'll end up giving you lip about bullshit, testing you all the time by asking trick questions about her, you, the world, and generally walking all over you (while it's not some constant, intense thing it's there, and no man should tolerate that shit), and why would they not? Taming a man isn't like taming a horse- we're more difficult and do more than run and turn on Furry fetishists. I'm not talking about snubbing them or some neg-theory shit but rather caring about yourself enough to let them fall into your lap, where she'll be from then on if you act like a man and never stumble in that. This idea in the heads of males these days, the thing that makes them BOYS their entire lives, is a feeling of inferiority to women, like their opinions equate to truths. I don't know about you, but I think that shit is for the birds.

You go out into the world every day, don't slouch, push your shoulders back, focus on making yourself as awesome as possible, and the seeds will be planted. You'll come to a place in your life where you hit on women simply for kicks, because it'll be them trying to buy what you are selling.

I feel like a poor man's Obi Kenobi right now, but I'm serious- even if it's just some small fling it still creates habits, and bad habits with women are fatal.

haha, dude, i totally just figured that out myself. what a great piece or advice. its pretty funny to read that the second time.

Ok, well I guess I can put an "older" perspective on this. You have to be really really careful when you cross the line of intimacy with a close friend. More often than not it can be an end to the friendship because one of you will want the commitment for more, and the other won't. But, don't NOT do it out of fear - make sure you talk about it first, even if you have to put off the heat of the moment. There is something very very special to be said with having a "friend with priviledges" that you can hang with as buddies. . or if you are in the mood, go for something more and not feel bad about. Be there for each other if you have a bad break-up. The SAFE "go-to" person. It can be a very rewarding relationship if approached the right way. Been there, done that.