thank god our love child disappeared.

ok thats it! no more drugs!

Taa Daa! No D'arcy!

Many people may not know this, but for the short time that Jimmy was around after his rehab but before he went back to the pumpkins, he tried his skills at magic. However it was a short lived carrer due to the lack of skills Jimmy had at magic... he figured out how to cut his volunteer in half, but getting him back together was a diffrent story.

you see, she may look like d'arcy, but take a closer look.... it's James!

In a magical attempt to distract the viewers from his polyester garment- Jimmy dismembers James.

Jimmy Chamberlin:

Great Drummer

Bad hudini

Jimmy obviously misunderstood Billy when he said,
"I want James gone!"

i come to play a simple game of space invadors and what do i find!?

The actual trick was getting James inside of the box---James: Hey... There's no candy in here!

I need a poo!

See the amazing magic! Chamberlain's head and legs and corgan's hand!

See the amazing magic! Chamberlain's head and legs and corgan's hand!

"What ?? That's what you meant when you said James is only half japanese, isn't it ?"

Most of our albums are Perfect, but once in a while they're all over the place.

Japanese man have 'berry small penis".

I cant belive Billy is making us do this!

"That's a hellova act, what do you call it?"
"The Aristocrats!"
"Got an act just like it, now get the hell out of my office. I'm late for my monocle club meeting."

why does this remind me of nightmare I once had...