Billy meets Elvis but he wants to stay unrecognized

I like big fat butts and I can not lie. .

"Is that lady behind me really getting traumatized by my music!?"

boot scooting lady your driving me crazy

Woman: Oh my God! I think I see someone famous! Over there! I think it's Bono! What is a rock god like that doing around here? A better get a photo...
Billy:

James do you mind joining me for a cowboy themed camping trip in the mountains on the weekend?

After the lack of sucess with the new Smashing Pumpkins album "Machina 3: Uuummm, what is a good subheading?", songwriter Billy Corgan took to busking the streets hoping to gain the attention of anyone and everyone he could find.

What the f am I doin here...At least I`m a cowboy)yeeeee

Police detain Billy Corgan and Jimmy Chamberlin's mom outside an italian cathedral after they were heard making beautiful music together in the choir loft.

woman: "psst- check out this stuuupide american- he couldn't earn a cent playing that rubbish!"

Billy: "I'm glad you agreed to meet me here D'arcy, this way we can talk in secret. Anyway, i've been thinking a lot and i think it would be really cool if you joined the band agai... JESUS CHRIST! You sure have let yourself go a bit! HAHA! Oh My God, are you FAAAAT! And i was gonna ask you to come back to the band, Ha! I think i'll just give Paz a call now!"

Jimmy: Billy, BILLY!!! Watch out! the Bench is gonna break!!!!!

Billy: What???....*Turns around* HOLY S#*T!!!!

Bench: CRRRAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

yeeeeeeeeeeehaaawwwwww!!

billy- Ohh my god, someone needs to tell her it's after labor day. how am i supposed to have a ho-down when people are so not with the times.

YEEEEHAAAAAHH! A'hm a rootin' tootin' cowboy!!!

...Wait, how do you get to this feeling when you're sitting next to an obese tourist and being monitered by the Gestapo in Italy?

Billy sings: "I'm a gonna ride that cow all night long- take this bull by the horns- eat some corn-
ride that cow- bite some sow- hhhmmmm."

whats that smell

Billy tries to give his solo career a shot in the arm by testing the theory that horrible music is appreciated in France.

"Cowboys against obesity"

Got any spare change?

Lady: "What's that smell?"
Billy: "Inspiration.:

Billy: "Who keeps settin us up with these half assed shows? We really gotta get a new manager"

The new Smashing Pumpkins single, here being written by Corgan, is a complete success among critics and fans alike. However, the title, "Fat Lady Bench Police," is as retarded as ever.

Weeeelll I love my mama and she loves me! I'm all alone here in Chicago and I really gotta' pee!

It's not quite Chicago, but I love Italy!

Fans are in mourning because legendary rock star Billy Corgan has mysteriously had a case of amnesia and forgotten who he is. Police found him wandering the streets of Italy with his guitar.

ladyh my goodness Edna, that Billy Corgan is sitting by us right now! What should I say to him???

other lady:who??

Billyh good lord.why even bother trying to reach out to an older audience??

lady: "ya, thats my son, unfortunatley.he likes doing this in public."

I want to be that fat bitches right opposite...