Hehe
written by Felix , January 25, 2007

Look I don't care who you are just stick with your own pizza !

Hehe 2
written by Felix , January 25, 2007

This pizza is for the homeless children Billy, get out!

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written by Jenn , January 25, 2007

Guy: "now see here pepperoni boy"
Billy: " are you talkin' ta me? No- are U talkin' ta me?"

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written by Alienbob , January 25, 2007

if you eat my pizza, i will eat you in return.

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written by Guest , January 26, 2007

Do I look like the type of guy that would want to taste your meat? I'm strictly pizza dude.

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written by Jenn , January 26, 2007

Mr.Corgan, round up the band. Chuckie Cheese will be out any moment.

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written by Guest , January 26, 2007

billy: (with an accent)chu idiot! chu tink i am going to eat dis pile of crap? i ordered pizza with vite sauce! not ved! do you even know who i am?! i am billy corgan! god of rock and angst! (yelling) AND I WILL GET VAT I VANT!

guy:

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written by Guest , January 26, 2007

oh and by the way, the above comment is washburnsRkool's comment.

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written by TeacupHeart , January 26, 2007

"So the first thing we need to decide is who's paying?"
"Dude, I left my wallet at my house!"

by pumpkee....
written by Guest , January 26, 2007

Billy: "Personally, I like mine clean shavin'!!"

Iddqd
written by Guest , January 27, 2007

I don't care if I have to be on stage in less than a minute, I want some pizza damn it!

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written by Guest , January 27, 2007

Billy: "wait....this isnt from Round Table's?"

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written by Guest , January 27, 2007

Man: hey son, take it easy with that gourmet pizza.You won't work it off in one day you know....

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written by Guest , January 27, 2007

Billy: hey, I'm here for that 5th Annual "Help the Homeless" pizza fundraiser.I'm starving, cause you know, Im homeless, hehe...

man: you arent homeless, you idiot, I just watched one of your music videos a few minutes ago.get out!

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written by Guest , January 27, 2007

Man: "Look kid, you've already eaten a whole pepperoni pizza, I'm going to have to cut you off!"
Billy: Do I look like fricken Skeletor over here? Ill eat as much as I want!

Iddqd
written by Guest , January 28, 2007

Guy: "Nice lookin' pizzas, huh? Now suck my cock!"

*points at his crotch*

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written by Guest , January 28, 2007

"Are your pizzas cold Mr.Brown?"

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written by Guest , January 29, 2007

Billy: i think you made a mistake, I didnt order 52 pepperoni pizzas...?

man: well, it says here you did.$450 please.

(Darcy, Jimmy and James huddled in the corner): MWUHAHAHA!!!! our plan has suceeded! Alright everyone, back to work!

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written by Guest , January 29, 2007

"I'm NEVER going back to my old job again!"

don't you people know who the "man" is!? and you call yourself fans...
written by daretohearafool , January 30, 2007

Billy: "Dude, that was a cheap trick!"
Rick: "What, to put smashed pumpkin on your pizza?"

I don't know who to bite, the pizza or Billy
written by Guest , January 30, 2007

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written by Guest , January 30, 2007

"Thanks Billy, this pizza-robbing buisness you run is amazing!"

In the words of the mighty James Iha...
written by Guest , January 31, 2007

Stay away from the deli tray!

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written by Guest , February 03, 2007

"Hey, didnt you read the sign? NO CUTTING.go to the back"
"you dont understand, Im Billy Corgan, frontman/songwriter/singer/genius of the Smashing Pumpkins?"
"ya, whatever"(talking in walkie talkie) "hey Joe, we have another crazy over here pretending to be Billy Corgan.....ya like the 5th one today....."

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written by ZeroTheHero , February 05, 2007

For the last time, Rick, I didn't spit on your damn pizza!

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written by Guest , February 05, 2007

rick: so you tried to come here and they wouldn't let you in??

billy: yeah, i guess chuck e. cheese has some new policy where you have to be accompanied by a child to get in. do I look like a pedaphile? i just wanted to watch the large dancing puppets for some inspiration.

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written by Jenn , February 05, 2007

Now see here WILLIAM. You march your ass back into that mall- get a shave and new coat. Then we'll discuss your diet. Scoot scoot.

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written by Guest , February 05, 2007

Billy If theres a place that sells pizza ANDlaundry service, there must be something wrong!

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written by Guest , February 06, 2007

"Hey Billy, instead of Chuck.E.Cheese, they should call this place "bill.E.Sleaze"! hahahah, isnt that great?"
"uhh...ok?"

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written by Guest , February 07, 2007

Rick: Eww, why is there hair on that pizza?? Is that chest hair?
Billy: Rick....thats not chest hair...

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written by Guest , February 08, 2007

Man: "Did You Deliver this?"
Corgan: "Me? Deliver? no no no this is digiornos"

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written by Guest , February 08, 2007

Man: "Billy, when it says "Frozen Pizza" on the box, they dont mean for you to take it seriously!"
Billy: "oh really? I just thought someone turned off the heat in here"...

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written by Guest , February 08, 2007

Man: "Billy, when it says "frozen pizza" on the box, they dont mean for you to take it seriously!"
Billy: "oh really? no wonder theres so much left over and its hard as a rock!"

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written by Guest , February 08, 2007

Billy on the set of his new action/comedy flick, "dude, wheres my pizza?"
Billy: "this is an outrage! When I came to this crappy garbage heap of a pizza joint, I was expecting some good quality gourmet pizza, but instead, I get the total opposite! Don't you people know who I am? I'm Billy Corgan, the mastermind behind the greatest band to walk the Earth! If you people had any respect for me, you would take this crap and throw it in a dumpster where it belongs! Now get me sauted' veggie pizza with 1/4 olives, 2 1/2 cups of mozzerella(not imported) and no mushrooms, NOW!"

enmity
written by Guest , February 08, 2007

"What? You think I'm responsible for Kurt Cobain's suicide!"

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written by Guest , February 08, 2007

Billy: "Why do I feel like everyone's looking at me"
Guy: "I dont know, maybe its the fact that your dressed like a hobo and a huge piece of pepperoni is stuck between your teeth."

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written by psychoticrainbow , February 10, 2007

Billy:"how many layers of cheese do Dominos need to put on their pizzas?"

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written by Guest , February 10, 2007

Billy: What? You think I spat in the pizza?

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written by Guest , February 10, 2007

"You thought your lame attempts to get the band back together would work THIS time didnt you Billy?"

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written by Guest , February 10, 2007

"Look Rick, how many times do I need to tell you? I'm not gay!NOW can I have a slice of pizza?"

the funny guy
written by Guest , February 11, 2007

Billy: Me so very hungry.. And I don't like the taste of sausage!

Blather
written by Guest , February 13, 2007

Er...that was your Nissan Sitra outside was'nt it? Cause someones just gone off in it!?

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written by Guest , February 14, 2007

Stage Manager: See that jug between the pizza trays son.
hey BOY are yer listening to me!!!

BILLY: Who me? sure!

Stage Manager: well thats what you need to clear your throat between songs
cause this pizza is gunna make you hoarse and dry!!! alrighty?

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written by Guest , February 14, 2007

Guy: "hey Billy, I hope you passed out medical waivers out earlier because ....people are barfing everwhere! Including all of your bandmates!!"

Billy: "holy crap! ok everyone, you know the drill! call an ambulance and lets get out of here! If the cops come, they wont ever suspect we did it! And where's my fat-free mango juice for god's sake?!"

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written by 1979 , February 17, 2007

Does Billy Corgan have to choke a bitch?

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written by 1979 , February 17, 2007

Billy: WTF IM NOT A BUM! Dont you know who I am? Give me my free pizza!

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written by Guest , February 17, 2007

Billy: "Listen buddy, I walked 13 fricken miles just to get a slice of my all time favorite pizza, so don't tell me money should matter now!"

guy: "you know there's something called "public transportation" right??"

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written by Guest , February 17, 2007

"What? You think Under the Bridge is better than Disarm?!"

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written by Guest , February 20, 2007

Billy: this is my favorite chicago pizza, random guy.
random guy: well.. my shit tastes better than that pizza.
Billy:...
Billy then proceeded to beat the man senseless with a pizza pan and then make the random man eat his own shit.
Billy: How's it taste now, biatch!

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written by Guest , February 21, 2007

billy: "yeah, I hunted the bear 'cause I didn't have pepperoni"
man: "aha"

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written by Dasuitekilla , February 21, 2007

Dude, I motherfucking love pizza!

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written by ApathysEcstasy , February 22, 2007

Billy-"Get the fuck out! The pepperoni's are mine!"
Rick-"But, I spit on mine, Billy!"

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written by Guest , February 22, 2007

Guy: "you see that piece over ter the left son? Its mine."
Billy: (spits on it) "not anymore grandpa."