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Caption Contest

Caption Contest - Contest 33

Created by ThePumpkins.net

Friday, 23 February 2007

Write a Caption!

Winners:

Written by Guest

We all knew James and D'arcy were going to hard to replace...

Written by Guest

"Ah, the two-prong attack, never fail me before, but this man has glasses. This could be tough..."

Written by ZeroTheHero

The Benson's were disappointed when they learned that the guy they'd gotten their picture taken with wasn't John Malkovich.

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Comments (38)

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TeacupHeart , February 23, 2007

Billy Corgan visits with some of his old teachers at Glenbard North High School.
Billy: "Yeah, um, remember that D you gave me in music?"

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Dasuitekilla , February 24, 2007

Billy: C'mon, you noobs, hurry up. I want some of those salty snacks in the vending machine behind us.
Man: Faggot! How dare you disrespect me! Kill him, Nadine!
Nadine (Woman): Where's the knife
Billy: Haha. I took it! What's up now?
Man: Run, Nadine!

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Guest , February 24, 2007

"Lenin in Exil"

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Guest , February 24, 2007

Billy: "If I just sit here and not acknowledge their existence, they might go away."

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Guest , February 24, 2007

Man: "hey Billy, I was wondering if you werent busy tomorrow night, you could come over to my hotel room"...
Billy: "SECURITY!!!"

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Jenn , February 24, 2007

Yes, sir. That'll be TWO for the buffet and one side salad and tea.

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Jenn , February 24, 2007

D'arcy honey. Its Mum and Dad. Wake up. How many fingers is Billy holding up?

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Jenn , February 24, 2007

Billy connects with some of SP's original fans from their hayday.

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Guest , February 25, 2007

Billy: "hey gramps, I'll give you a free copy of my book if you go and grab me a fricken hershey bar."

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Guest , February 25, 2007

We all knew James and D'arcy were going to hard to replace...

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psychoticrainbow , February 25, 2007

Billy: i just hope these fans dont jump into my lap like the that chick did last week....

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Guest , February 25, 2007

Billy: "cant you old people just buy my friggin book and leave already?? this hot chick is walking my way!"

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Demo , February 26, 2007

Mom! Dad! Stop looking at the camera! You're ruining my street cred!

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Jenn , February 26, 2007

Billy poses with the poster children for AMPA, Anti-Mosh Pits Anon.

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Guest , February 26, 2007

Billy: "this is even worse than the time I had to sit by that fat lady on the bench..."

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Guest , February 26, 2007

Billy: "this is ridiculous. why do i have to always pose with the unstylish folk? i'm dressed in Marc Jacobs, and they're wearing friggin K-mart!"

Russian Reversal

Guest , February 28, 2007

In Soviet Russia, peace hand gives Billy Corgan sign.

Violated

blackwinged , February 28, 2007

“I got to fire my publicist -- are they touching my ass …”

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Guest , February 28, 2007

"Ah, the two-prong attack, never fail me before, but this man has glasses. This could be tough..."

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Guest , March 01, 2007

Billy visiting his old teachers from high school, for old time's sake.
woman: hey billy, what ever happened to Courtney....i think her last name started with an L...
Billy: smilies/eek.gif

Courtney Love??
guy: Yes!!! thats it. whatever happened to her anyway? a favorite student of mine.
Billy: well....

unseen person standing by the photographer

ApathysEcstasy , March 01, 2007

"how many chili dogs with the works?"

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Guest , March 02, 2007

BC saying: "You see, I'm no more generation x musician!!!I've also got older fans
BC thinking: "Laugh or you won't get a single dollar bill!"

someone

Guest , March 06, 2007

Billy: "uhh..sir? may I offer you a breath mint?"

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Guest , March 06, 2007

guy:..."your music is just like, a big inspiriation to me. my favorite song by you guys is 1956. its just, like, so good.doo doo doo doo...oh man, i love it, its just so.."
Billy: "maybe if I hold up the peace sign and tell him theres a big donut walking by, he'll go away."

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Guest , March 09, 2007

The Benson's were disappointed when they learned that the guy they'd gotten their picture taken with wasn't John Malkovich.

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ZeroTheHero , March 09, 2007

Ah, crap! The Malkovich comment is mine, I forgot to sign in before adding it.

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ZeroTheHero , March 09, 2007

Meet the New Three Stooges.

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Guest , March 11, 2007

Billy: "how many times do I need to tell you people? I'm not Les Claypool!"

someone

Guest , March 14, 2007

Billy: Hey, you retard with the suit on, get out of my way! cant you see that theres some people waiting for me to brag about my success as a musician?.... oh god, its one of the record executives at Virgin!"

someone

Guest , March 14, 2007

Billy: "Hey Jimmy, I was only kidding when I said that our whole fanbase was made up of rednecks, but this is a surprise".....

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Guest , March 16, 2007

lady: Billy, honey. Remember to actually SIGN the book this time. Dont just use a stamp."
Billy:"but I LIKED the stamp".

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Jenn , March 17, 2007

Mo, Larry and Curly.

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Guest , March 18, 2007

Billy: "Is this over yet? and whats with large marge trying to push in my chair occupied???"

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TheMaverickMJ , March 18, 2007

And you thought your parents were lame...

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Guest , March 18, 2007

Billy: "Mom, dad, do you have to follow me every where? I mean, I know I'm still living at your house, and I did borrow 10,000, but ill pay it back, I swear!!"