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written by Guest , June 24, 2007

Jeff hangs his head dejectedly and wishes his legs were as shapley and smooth as Bill and Jim's.

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written by jazzman1717 , June 24, 2007

Billy: I can't believe Ginger made off with everything but your drumsticks!

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written by Guest , June 24, 2007

why does billy wear nikes? seriously.

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written by Sandoz , June 25, 2007

Billy: Jeff, tells us who has the best legs, me or Jimmy?

Jimmy: C'on Jeff, who's yer buddy??

Jeff: Umm...

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written by Abomb , June 25, 2007

Jimmy: "So... should we let James and D'arcy out of these boxes?"

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written by efrim17s , June 25, 2007

lazy teamsters

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written by spaceboy90 , June 25, 2007

Billy: I'm sure glad we wore shorts today, Jimmy!
Jimmy: Yeah, me too! Only a dumbass would wear pants on a day like this!
Jeff:

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written by Guest , June 25, 2007

BILLY "I ran into James in the bar before. He asked, so what are you up too?"
JIMMY".........You mean you have'nt told him!!!

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written by Guest , June 25, 2007

Jimmy: "Too bad that reunion thing didn't work out, huh?"

Billy: "Yeah, but it sure was nice of James to let us be his roadies on his world tour"

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written by Guest , June 25, 2007

Jimmy: Look what I can do!
Billy: Jimmy, stop showing off. You're making Jeff feel even more talentless than usual!

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written by Guest , June 25, 2007

Jimmmy: Jeff played an awesome solo last night, huh Billy?
Billy: If you wanna start talking about awesome,talk about these $200 Nikes I bought with our first paycheck! They kick ass!!
Jeff: At least my shoes actually GO with my outfit.
Billy:......

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written by Guest , June 25, 2007

Jimmy: What the hell is up with your socks Billy?? You look like a clown!
Billy: I may look like a clown today, but you look like one on a regular basis!

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written by Guest , June 25, 2007

Jeff: Why can't we dress like this on stage? I'm tired of wearing that stupid wizard cape. I look like a fool.
Billy: We have to keep the mystery, man. It's all about our cool aura. I am the preist of the Pumpkins.
Jeff: You look like you're waiting for the Hale-Bopp comet.
**Jimmy just laughs while playing imaginary drums**

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written by Guest , June 25, 2007

Billy: ...Ya, you noticed? I'm on the Jenny Craig diet, and it's working wonders on my body!
Jimmy: ...You sure of that???

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written by prequarius , June 25, 2007

Billy: "I don't think that prank emergency fire bit was a good idea jimmy."

Jimmy: "Yeah, I don't think they're coming back."

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written by prequarius , June 25, 2007

Billy: "and that's the story of the smashing pumpkins and why you're here."

Jeff: "Ohhhh...So, I will be getting paid right?"

Jimmy: *psst* "You didn't tell him?"

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written by prequarius , June 25, 2007

SAUSAGEFEST 2007!!!

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written by zerohero84 , June 25, 2007

Billy: "I can't believe she took the van and ditched us!"

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written by prequarius , June 25, 2007

result: zwan, if Billy were not present.

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written by Guest , June 25, 2007

Billy, Jimmy, and Jeff waiting for James and D'arcy to pick them up after Ginger and Lisa pulled a Thelma and Louise on the guys.

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written by kylestyle79 , June 26, 2007

jimmy " hey billy i think its time to give james a call, jeff's just not cutting it."
billy " i think your right all he does is sit around crying like a baby"
jeff "your just pissed cause i kicked your ass in a game of slaps"

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written by acegalaxi , June 26, 2007

Jimmy: No-ones turned up. Have the even heard of us in Uzbekistan?
Billy: Of course Jim, we are THE Smashing Pumpkins.
Jeff: What have I got myself into?...

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written by Guest , June 26, 2007

Billy: Hey guys I bet my penis is bigger then both of yours! haha

Jeff thinking " Oh no, not again...."

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written by Guest , June 26, 2007

Jimmy: Laundry day.
Billy: Jeff you always have clean clothes...
Jimmy: How is that possible?
Jeff: ...erm...my mom does my laundry

the Zero age
written by Guest , June 26, 2007

Billy: hey jimmy i decided to trash our new stage costumes and bring back our silver space pants and my Zero shirt.

Jimmy: wow really? i haven't seen that stuff since Mellon Collie. alright sounds good.

Jeff:........um

Billy: don't worry Jeff! you can wear the white robe and cape since you weren't part of the Pumpkins back then. OR we could just give you D'arcy's stuff...

Jimmy: HAHA nice one Billy *they slap hands*

Jeff: umm....

Billy: don't worry Jeff! you can still wear you

CORRECTED "Zero age" caption (sorry guys)
written by Guest , June 26, 2007

Billy: hey jimmy i decided to trash our new stage costumes and bring back our silver pants and my Zero shirt. ya know, for old times sake.

Jimmy: wow really? that sounds great man.

Jeff:............um

Billy: don't worry jeff! you can still wear the white robe and cape since you weren't part of the Pumpkins back then. OR we could just give you D'arcy's stuff if you prefer........

Jimmy: HAHA nice one billy *they slap hands*

Jeff:.......um.......

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written by Guest , June 26, 2007

Jimmy: Jesus it's hot out here....
Billy: I know! Even these capris aren't helping.
Jeff: Oh ya, look who remembered to watch the weather report this morning! I win again!
Billy: Even so Jeff, but Jimmy and I would never give up our goth heritage for temporary weather. Right Jimmy? Right?
Jimmy: Well, I hate to burst your bubble, but.....

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written by Guest , June 26, 2007

Billy: Nice job last night Jim. Your drum solo was perfect!
Jimmy: Thanks man, let's hope tonight for another job well done *high-five eachother*
Jeff: What about me? Didn't I do well?
Billy: Sorry Jeff.....you're just not good enough.

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written by Sandoz , June 27, 2007

Billy: Nair makes my legs silky smooth.

Jimmy: I like using Nads. Australian creme, baby!

Jeff: My legs are still hairy...

Jimmy and Billy: Ewwww! Get yourself to a beautyshop, pronto!!

Jeff: But I won't be wearing shorts onstage tonight!

*Jimmy and Billy exchange knowing looks*

Jeff: Shit.

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written by Guest , June 27, 2007

Jimmy: Seriously guys.....the mouse has gone


************************************
Great you guys are back!!!!!!!!!!
Cheers
--Chunkyfeather--
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written by Guest , June 27, 2007

jeff hangs his head, because he wishes he could be like James IHA!!!!!

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written by Abomb , June 27, 2007

As the band nervously tries to come up with a new song to play in Asheville, Jimmy has a stroke of genius and suggests they write one called "Doin' Blow Wit Mah Hoe"

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written by Dandy Jon , June 28, 2007

I can't believe you havent seen the new Pokemon Jimmy, me and Jeff nearly died when saw the new Pokemon

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written by Guest , June 28, 2007

Jimmy: so...ya think he's already 'feeling' the thing?
Billy: yes, yes.. *points*....he's already feeling whats like to be a Pumpkin

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written by Abomb , June 28, 2007

Billy: This side of the equipment area is the cool side, where the REAL Smashing Pumpkins are.

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written by Guest , June 28, 2007

Jimmy: Come on Billy, was that really nescessary??
Billy: What? You don't remember? Getting a pumpkins wedged up your ass has always been part of any Pumpkins member audition!
Jimmy:Well, that IS true......

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written by Aleksandra , June 28, 2007

Jeff: There's the exit - if I move quickly I can use my shirt to reflect the sun off those milky white legs and get a head start...

Billy: "Jeff needs a hug"
Jimmy: "I know, on three... one, two ...."

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written by Guest , June 29, 2007

Original Pumpkins VS New Pumpkins.

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written by chargel , June 29, 2007

Stacy London and Clinton Kelly (tlc's what not to wear) are just about to came in why a Visa card with Bolly's name on!

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written by chargel , June 29, 2007

jeff: they never call out to play! =(

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written by Guest , June 30, 2007

"I'd like to say thank you on behalf of the group and I hope we passed the audition."

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written by Pumpklone , June 30, 2007

Billy: Who should we get to play instead of James?
Jimmy: I dunno........Hey you sad looking boy!!!

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written by ZeroTheHero , June 30, 2007

It was at this point that Jeff realized he made a mistake telling the guys about his erectile dysfunction.

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written by Matt[O] , July 01, 2007

I hate rock n roll, lets quit and be teamsters...

slacker
written by Guest , July 01, 2007

Billy: er.. jim, do you remember me saying to jeff he could have a break? this stuff isn't gonna get moved by itself.

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written by Guest , July 02, 2007

Jimmy to Billy- "Whos idea was it to give the road crew the day off anyway"

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written by Guest , July 02, 2007

Who wants an orange mocha frappuccino?!

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written by DorkUSA , July 03, 2007

BILLY: How long is Ginger gonna take to get all our shit inside, goddamn....
JIMMY: Yeah man....this is taking all day....
JEFF: Can I hang out over there with you guys now?
BILLY and JIMMY: ........
JEFF: (mutters) No wonder James and D'Arcy didn't come back.

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written by Kyle Brooklyn , July 04, 2007

Billy: Newbies in the corner! So ya Jimmy did you catch that game the other...

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written by disarm , July 06, 2007

Jeff: So, how do you like being Pumpkins?
Billy: I can't remember. It's been seven years after all...

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written by RJK , July 06, 2007

The Smashing Pumpkins, half way through one of their sets.

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written by Guest , July 06, 2007

Dude where did we park our tour van?

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written by Snail_Rocks , July 07, 2007

Jeff: So uhhh... are we gonna like go inside and start playing yet.....
Jimmy: Nah i think we can make them wait
Billy: (laughs)Yeah fuck them.... after all we are "THE SMASHING PUMPKINS"
Jeff: (mutters) and i once was one of those fans...

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written by Guest , July 07, 2007

Luxembourg - the place even The Smashing Pumpkins are bored.

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written by educorgan , July 07, 2007

Jimmy to Billy: chopsticks?! no dude.. these are drumsticks..
Jeff: D'oh..!

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written by educorgan , July 07, 2007

Billy (about Ginger): where the fuck did she went to get those pizzas? Italy?!
Jimmy (suddenly stops "air drumming"): uh.. what..?
Jeff: Must... not... think.. of food....

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written by poetofzwan , July 10, 2007

Only Ginger saw the Exit sign...

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written by Guest , July 10, 2007

Jimmy: I've come to realize Billy that you are a complete control-freak. I mean come on, other than yourself, you gave only ME credit on the new album.

Billy: Everyone has faults Jimmy. I think you would know that. And on another note, it's not like Jeff really DID anything on the album....

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written by Guest , July 11, 2007

Jeff stares at Billy's untied shoe hoping the rumor of his new pumpkin powers will tie it by itself.

If There is a God
written by Guest , July 11, 2007

If there is a God, I know he likes his shorts